Girls office chair. Everyone is always stealing your stuff in offices, have you noticed? The digital voice recorder you try so hard to shield because it writes so well disappears after a couple of days. The cleaners move the garbage cans around, but why is it you always find yourself with a one encrusted with regurgitated bubble gum? I’ve worked in many places where people appear in and move the chairs around too; they try each one out to find the very comfortable and take it. Now only had a beautiful pink office chair you wouldn’t be capable of now would you?
Don’t think that pink office chair is inferior to your grubby grey thing with the squeaky wheels – mine will be bright and clean and I is able to roll across the office floor unheard, and whack you outside the head every time you come up with a disparaging remark about our wonderful customers. My chair will stand out and be envied by all, people will notice my chair then me, and perhaps remember it’s time I had a pay raise because I am different, I stand out, and I look more attractive than anything else in the dull room, me and my pink office chair.
Girls office chair. You could possibly could give me a pink chair Mr. Boss Man, I’ve worked for you for 10 years and you don’t even know my name! Well guess what, in a few weeks I am leaving this dump and opening my own business, populated by other hard-working drones that will be happy sitting automatically pink office chair. Oh don’t tell me there’s no such thing as a pink chair – where have you been these last few months? Oops, I shouldn’t have asked, slaving over a hot golf club in most remote Caribbean hideaway, when i work my shapely behind off on this butt ugly chair.
See also: Balance Ball Office Chair
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